Disney is opening an immersive Star Wars Hotel where each guest gets a storyline

Disney just announced something that's potentially so damned cool that I hardly need complete sentences here: Immersive.

Details are still super light, but Disney just dropped this bombshell in the middle of its D23 expo down in Los Angeles.

Here's what we know so far:

  * All of the employees (or ‘cast members’, in Disney Park lingo) will be in costume and in character
  * Each guest will get a storyline, which Disney specifically says will “touch every single minute of your day”
  * It’s meant to take place on a space ship; ‘windows’ will only show space.

In other words, it's... like... Westworld (or, you know, as close as anyone can get) plus Star Wars, minus all the sexy and/or murdery stuff.